I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
