Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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