How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My life is pants optional.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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