everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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