Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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