...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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