FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
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It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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