He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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