Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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