So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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