halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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