Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
