it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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