im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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