You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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