I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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