You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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