So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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