How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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