The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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