Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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