Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The Olympian is in my bed
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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