Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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