I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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