I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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