what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just google imaged poop.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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