I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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