Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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