Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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