I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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