Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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