I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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