So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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