Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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