I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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