i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Say something about gay babies.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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