god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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