Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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