god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
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