I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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