so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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