Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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