No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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