Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
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