I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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