It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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