So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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