She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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