I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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