Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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