haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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