some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Couch. On fire.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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