With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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