How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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