Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
tell me about the fingering
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