brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
soo... how was my night?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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