Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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