dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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