But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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