I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
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Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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