I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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