yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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